I was sitting in the lounge watching TV with my daughter when my husband walked in. He had obviously found one of my lip balms. He’d smeared it all around his mouth like a clown smile, with a bit on the tip of his nose. He looked at me and said, “What?”
Without thinking, I said, “It looks like you’ve been eating pussy.”
That was the moment I finally understood what it meant for the air to be sucked out of a room.
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